May 2012
81 posts
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High School Reunion Class of '82
Where the ladies come dressed in clothes trying to prove that they haven’t gained that much weight, and the divas of the class are still divas.
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Why won't my message page allow me to answer the...
I’m so frustrated!
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Guys, this diet.
If there is one thing I miss, it is dairy products. I miss milk and cream and cheese. I miss pizza and lasagna. Everything goes well with cheese.
All of the vegetables I’m supposed to be eating are often paired with cheese.
I miss dairy products more than I miss sugar. I had no idea how much I craved creaminess in my food until now.
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I have a wicker bookcase in my room that my cat likes to try to scratch her claws on. She knows she’s not allowed to do so.
She waits until she thinks I’m asleep, and then goes over to the bookcase and begins to scratch it.
I lean up and look at her, and she gives me this pitiful look of, “Oh, I - I didn’t know that this was here - I thought you were...
Watchfuckyeahnightmares:
do you like my dance moves
Slenderman is so scary. But THIS.
GOING TO SCHOOL IN THE SOUTH
howdoiputthisgently:
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE LIKE:
BUT IT WAS REALLY LIKE:
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s/s/s
Sufjan, you’ve done it again.
When I see pictures of Miley Cyrus and Liam...
adventuresinfratland:
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I minced garlic tonight while cooking supper. I don’t think my fingers will ever stop smelling like garlic.
Tumblr isn't letting me reply to messages :(
So to Daniel: THANK YOU. Really, you’re the best.
To Ashley: I’m glad I’m not the only one. Being this far south, you see girls wearing the dresses a lot. There was a guy I knew who said something about wishing more girls would wear Lilly and how it’d make the world a better place…. I just didn’t even respond to him haha.
When I see girls in southern sororities wearing...
adventuresinfratland:
probably just because it’s not warm enough where I go to school
I agree with this COMPLETELY. I do not understand why people like Lilly Pulitzer. There, I said it. As someone in a southern sorority, I can not mentally grasp why people like to spend hundreds of dollars on one of these dresses.
bitch lightning: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: No,... →
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
No, Bubba Carpenter. Mississippi has NOT stopped abortion. You have only stopped SAFE abortion.
Mississippi State Representative Bubba Carpenter, speaking to the Alcorn County GOP on Thursday, said as much:
“We have literally stopped abortion in the…
Yes, great idea - to leave it up to “having morals.” Yes, perfect. Because of course,...
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I finished Mockingjay last night, and I have to say, I was a little disappointed with the ending. The book is a really easy read - there’s nothing complicated about the way Collins wrote it - which isn’t exactly bad.
But the ending… I just wasn’t satisfied with it. It was at a lack for luster. I was left feeling like there should’ve been more to the end. The...
Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
Me: Final seasons.
Me: Post-concert depression.
Me: When there's no food.
Me: Fictional characters dying.
Me: Hipster blogs.
Me: Crying over bands.
Me: When ships aren't canon.
Friend: ....
Me: When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.
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I’ve started a diet. My mom sells Arbonne, and they’ve got this 30 Day Detox plan thing. It’s been three days, and last night I had a dream about a cupcake. I need encouragement.
Twice as bad
shitmystudentswrite:
One of the worst leaders in history is Joseph Stalin, who later was known as Adolf Hitler.
History classes are clearly affective.
She chops! She chops!
shitmystudentswrite:
She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history, She bangs! She bangs! An old Ricky Martin song, She Bangs, tells of the power that women have. In Lizzie Borden’s case however, she chops.